Why can't they understand I'm not trying to hurt them. I'm helping them dammit! When I spray all those pretty flowers with water, it's to help them grow, giving those dumbass bees something to munch on.
I wonder who the hell they bite when it rains? And why do they have to attack me in the same damn spot every time? Do I have a fucking bee target on my leg that says bite here?! The lump was just starting to go down dammit!
And what's with the dumbass frogs too? They are laying in the water fer shits sake. What's the problem with a few drops of water on their funny looking little heads? Do they think that jumping all over the place is gonna freak me out or something?
I just don't like when they jump on my bare feet. They are slimy little things and I just don't like slimy.
For over 40 years I had a shitty life. I prayed to God to bring me a man who would simply love me for me. I'm very thankful that I was able to open my heart to the one he sent me! Even for the short time I had him, he taught me so much and saved my life! Now I am looking forward to the next 40 something years with a new perspective!
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