Advice For Men

If you want to catch a nice woman, stop thinking like a man! Women do not care about the same things men care about in the opposite sex. It just amazes me how men are so vain.

I was in Walgreens today, looking at the stuff for wrinkles on sale. A man came up to me and was looking at it too. I looked over at him and said "Don't tell me you are interested in wrinkle cream?"
"Yes I am," he said. I told him women find wrinkles on men sexy. He didn't believe me.

So I helped him pick out some wrinkle cream for him. He must have been in his late 50's/early 60's. A handsome man with a great smile. He thanked me and told me he'd buy me a drink if he saw me out sometime. I told him I don't drink therefore I never go to bars. He said something, but I didn't hear it and by the time I looked up from something I was reading he was gone.

My psychotherapist had two black eyes a couple weeks ago. He had a full face lift! I think he is around 55-58. I couldn't believe he was so vain. And yes, I told him that was very vain and he agreed. We seem to spend a lot of our time talking about dating. I get the feeling he wants to talk about it more than I do.

I also know a couple of men who actually wear makeup to cover up blemishes and scars. Get a grip men! YOU may look at physical beauty when trying to find a woman, but women look more at inside beauty!

Think about it... I know you've wondered why a beautiful woman is with an ugly man. It's because ugly men know how to treat us! As long as we don't want to vomit at the site of you, your looks are just not that important to us.

Trust me on this... women care more about how you treat them, then how you look!