Shower Scene

Ahhh there's nothing like a shower to make you feel all clean and refreshed is there? I have a certain routine I follow. I'm not like most women, 10 minutes is the usual time, 15 if I feel the need to indulge.

I get in, wet down the mop on my head, lather it up and rinse, repeat if necessary. Then I use conditioner. While that's soaking into my golden locks, I use my Dial soap, which is the only soap I can use on those sensitive areas.

I wash the face, dry it off, cuz I hate water in my eyes. Lather up the pits and nether regions, shave, rinse, then lather up the spongy thing with my favorite body wash. I start at the neck and work my way down. Once complete from head to toe, I rinse everything and get out.

Not today. As I was bending over to wash the feet, I lifted a leg and felt a cramp. Since I had 3 bowel movements this morning, I figured it was just gas so I let it rip. Damn that felt good.

I was just about to reach around and soap up that area again, just to make sure, when I noticed I was standing in a puddle of brown water. Shit! Literally.

Luckily, my drain is missing the trap and is just a big open hole. So I took the hand held shower head and rinsed down the entire tub. Then proceeded to wash down my entire body again. Another cramp hit me and I now had to decide if I wanted to get out of the shower, all soaped up and dripping, to sit on the toilet or just let it rip again right there in shower.

I knew I would already have to clean the entire shower, I just cleaned the toilet last night. Oh the dilemma! Hell with it. I let it rip right there. It was just brown water, with a few of those cute little mucus things anyway.

When I was sure I was finished, I had to wash everything, yet again. Now I'm totally clean, inside and out. Oh it feels so good!

And of course, I wanted to share this experience with the blog world! Shame on you people who thought this was going to be an erotic post! Hahaha

I guess this means I am now a member of the Shower Shitters Club?