Chocolate - The Wonder Drug!

Exciting title for a rant isn't it? I'm so pissed. We finally get a day that isn't hotter than hell. To make it even better, I have the day off, no work, no appointments. Just a day to get some work done around here, I was so excited.

Til I woke up this morning. After cleaning an old guys ceiling for 2 hours last night, I woke up with a royal pain in the neck and a monster headache. Ok, take some drugs, go to breakfast, come home take more drugs, headache is almost gone.

Figuring the day isn't a total waste, I head outside to do a little cleaning up around the yard before the major work, and almost shit my pants. The fucking IBS decided I could not feel good today and kicked in with a real force.

So I spent a couple hours running to the throne, sat at my desk with my stomach rumbling. That feeling that is almost indescribable, you can't tell if you are going to throw up, shit, or you are hungry.

So I decided to have a Hershey Milk Chocolate candy bar. Within 15 minutes my stomach was all settled!

Now I know you are all thinking it's a coincidence, but it's not. I've done it before, it just dawned on me. Every time my stomach feels like this I eat the candy bar. I just realized today, that it settles my stomach.

Of course, I will have to do some research on this, but maybe I can do something this guy is always trying to do.

I can make my PILE!